Robin Sloan decided…”

You know it’s either really good or really bad when the arti­cle begins with “Robin Sloan decided…”—and it all depends on the next few words.

…one day in Octo­ber that he could be the falafel-​​eating cham­pion of the world.”

…that the Somali pirates were doing it wrong.”

…to raise llamas.”

It’s not so dramatic—yet. Here’s the arti­cle: a sharp piece about Kick­starter by Chris­tine Lago­rio in today’s San Fran­cisco Chronicle.

And here is the part of the mod­ern media rit­ual where the blog­ger offers a few small for-​​the-​​records:

  • To say “Sloan didn’t have high hopes when he posted to Kick­starter” isn’t exactly right; it seems to pin the doubt on Kick­starter. Rather, that first night, after I had posted the project but before I’d fallen fit­fully to sleep, I had hopes—I just wasn’t sure they’d amount to anything!
  • Chris­tine writes that my inspi­ra­tion was “see­ing [my] friend Web entre­pre­neur Andy Baio post a project on Kick­starter” and this is 100% cor­rect, except that I don’t want Andy to think I am claim­ing him as a friend—“Wait, who?”—so let’s be clear: He is merely my nerd guru.

Finally, here is the pic­ture from the paper, for your locker. I feel that I look some­what Gollum-​​like here—

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—but that’s my fault, not pho­to­jour­nal­ist Jana Asenbrennerova’s.